Household Essentials

True Crime Plush Pillow

Snuggle up with this True Crime plushie while unraveling your favorite whodunit! Complete with a bloody knife and deadpan expression, it’s the perfect emotional support pillow for crime show addicts. Who needs therapy when you’ve got this cozy partner in crime?

Vortex Optical Illusion Rug

Need a rug that’ll f*ck with your eyes? This 3D vortex illusion rug will leave you and your guests feeling like you’ve stepped into the Twilight Zone. Warning: Side effects include existential crises and never walking the same again. Perfect for rooms or parties where sanity is optional.