Household Essentials

Why settle for boring when your sponge can be shaped like a taco and your toilet paper holder looks like a ninja? From quirky gadgets to hilarious decor, we’ve got the essentials you didn’t know your home needed—until now. Adulting just got a lot more fun.

“Why I Must Have Sex With You” Checklist Pad

Tired of explaining your ahem intentions? Let this hilarious notepad do the talking! From desire to boredom, it covers every reason under the sun. Perfect for spicing things up with some humor, this checklist is a must-have for couples who love to laugh…and other activities!

Bacon Strips Bandages

Get ready to heal in style with our Bacon Strips Bandages! These adorable adhesive band-aids look like crispy bacon, making injuries a little less painful and a lot more delicious. Perfect for bacon lovers and the injury-prone, each tin comes with 15 bandages and a surprise prize!

Barracuda Door Defense System

Keep intruders at bay with the Barracuda Door Defense System! This heavy-duty door lock is so secure, even your in-laws won’t get in! Quick to install, it’s perfect for those who want to feel safe without compromising on style—because who said home security can’t be fierce?

Beer Holster Belt

Tired of losing your beer at parties? Strap it in with this stylish beer holster! Perfect for BBQs, festivals, and impressing your pals with hands-free hydration. Your beer’s new best friend.

Bofa Deez Nutz Scented Candle

Light up the laughs with this nutty candle! Enjoy 40 hours of sweet, nutty aromas while chuckling at the name. Perfect for stress relief, cozy nights, or gifting your favorite prankster. It’s the gift that smells as good as the joke!

Cube Watermelon Moulds

Turn your garden into a fruit sculpting studio! Grow heart or square-shaped watermelons that’ll have your neighbors wondering, “Is that nature… or magic?”

Cute Snail Soap Dispenser

Meet the snail that’s here to slime your way to cleanliness! Press its shell, and voilà—soap from its “mouth.” Great for kitchens, bathrooms, or wherever you want a slow, slimy twist on hygiene. Cute, quirky, and a surefire hit with kids!

Dreamfarm Spina

Tired of your spaghetti slapping you in the face? Meet the Dreamfarm Spina! This badass twirling tool makes your noodles behave like the obedient little carbs they are. Get ready for perfectly spun pasta without the mess! Who knew dinner could be this f***ing fun?

Glow-in-the-Dark Toilet Paper

Forget fumbling in the dark! With T-UP Glow-in-the-Dark Toilet Paper, your late-night bathroom trips just got a glow-up. Never lose your roll again—now you can navigate your way through the night like a bathroom ninja, all while keeping it classy!

Grumpy Frog Statue

Meet the grumpy frog who’s here to judge your garden! Perfect for that one friend who’s perpetually annoyed, this hilarious frog statue adds quirky charm to any space. Hand-painted and durable, it’s an avocado-shaped bundle of sass, ready to make your yard, desk, or bookshelf less boring!

Jingle Balls Bauble

Add some serious laughs to your holiday decor with these Jingle Balls Baubles! Shaped like testicles, these ornaments are perfect for those who love a cheeky twist on Christmas. Hang them on your tree and watch your friends giggle as they unwrap their new favorite gag gift!

Levenkeness 3D Bread Pillow

Ever spooned a giant piece of toast? Now you can, you freak. This 31.4″ plush bread pillow is softer than your ex and way more reliable. It’s a carb fantasy made real—just don’t slather it with butter, you perv.

MacKenzie-Childs Sterling Stripe Pumpkin

Who said pumpkins can’t be stylish? This hand-painted beauty brings elegance to your fall decor. It’s too chic to be spooky!

Middle Finger Whiskey Decanter Set

Raise a glass and a middle finger! This cheeky decanter set isn’t just for whiskey; it’s for anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their liquor. Handmade and bold, it lets your favorite spirits breathe while adding a hilarious touch to your home bar. Cheers to rebellion!

Plow & Hearth Bendable Pumpkin Arms & Legs

Give your pumpkins a leg (and arm) up this Halloween! Bend, pose, and watch your jack-o-lanterns kick into spooky gear. No assembly, just pure whimsy!

Ryan Williams’ Masterpiece

Looking to own a piece of art so exclusive it makes the Mona Lisa look basic? This one-of-a-kind painting from Caribbean artist Ryan Williams is perfect for cultural collectors who like their art rare and pricey. Warning: May cause jealousy among friends and instant decor envy.