Description
Meet the Pavlok Shock Clock 3—your new alarm clock with an electrifying twist! Tired of hitting snooze like it owes you money? This little bastard will zap you awake and teach you a thing or two about discipline.
Imagine rolling over, half-asleep, and this bad boy starts shocking you like your ex’s messages. Who needs a gentle wake-up call when you can have a mini electric jolt? It’s like a kick in the ass—just what you need to rise and shine, or at least rise.
This clock doesn’t mess around. Set it to shock you awake, and feel that buzz spread through your body like a shot of espresso, but way more intense! You’ll be out of bed faster than you can say “I should have gone to bed earlier.”
The Pavlok also tracks your sleep, so it knows when you’ve been a lazy sack of potatoes. If you think you can sleep through this thing, think again! It’s got more motivation than your mom on a bad day. “Wake up, you lazy bum! You’ve got shit to do!”
Plus, it’s got a fancy app, so you can control your torture from your phone. You can even set reminders, because let’s be honest, we all forget shit. “Hey, don’t forget to drink water!” This clock’s got your back, even if it’s giving you electric shocks at the same time.
So, if you want to wake up feeling like you’ve been shocked back to life, grab the Pavlok Shock Clock 3. It’s the perfect gift for that friend who needs a little extra motivation—or for yourself if you like to live dangerously!
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